After my overwhelmingly positive experience with their Short Story Challenge I decided to enter NYC Midnight’s Screenwriting Challenge. I’d never attempted to write a script before, and as I’d like to adapt my novel into a screenplay at some stage, so I saw this as an opportunity to learn something new.
I was surprised to discover that there are numerous very strict rules around writing a screenplay in terms of formatting and headings etc. This felt alien to me, as other than a specific font size or type, formatting was something that is generally left alone in creative writing. Thankfully NYC Midnight set out some really helpful guidelines on their website, in their post: How to Write a Screenplay. In terms of the formatting, at first I had a nightmare trying to draft the thing in Word, but eventually, I found an excellent screenplay template on Scrivener. I had to play around with it to get used to it, but once I had it, it meant that I could focus on writing the story, instead of tricking around with tabs on my page.
As with the Short Story Challenge, I was given an assignment:
Genre: A Crime Caper
Character: A Barista
Subject: A delivery service
Another tough assignment, but a fun challenge. I really enjoy crime capers, and the story came to me fairly quickly. The barista was a hard one to incorporate, but I got it in the end. The story is about a pair of losers living in a dead-end town in Ireland. They dream of money and a new life in Sydney. They decide to commit an armed robbery to get the money to travel to Australia, but it doesn’t go as planned.
Here’s a short excerpt from the middle of my first screenplay:
DREAMING OF THE EMERALD CITY
I can’t even get a loan of more than a fiver off my Mam, I’ve such a bad credit rating. We have to get to get to Oz. Sydney. It’s like the Emerald City with all the Irish over there since the crash.
Conor is having a great time in Sydney. The prick. Look at this sickening shite on Facebook. Look at this: #coffeebeanguru, #funinthesun, #livingthelife. I’m about the puke me ring up reading that shite. The smug, beardy head him. And can you believe this, he’s working as a barrister. That fella is so thick I’m surprised he manages to breathe and blink at the same time!
Show me that.
(looks at J’s phone) He’s a barista, not a barrister you thick cunt.
What the fuck is a barista?
A person that makes coffee.
A person that makes coffee? Are you taking the piss? So you’re telling me that if I go downstairs now and make you a cup of Nescafe Gold Blend that makes me a barista now does it? Isn’t that the fucking life, sitting on your hole making coffee? Why aren’t we over in Sydney being baristas? Sitting on our holes?